Another Big Bang

You Can't Fight the Homestuck
Atticus and the Finches

slyph-of-bueno:

equiusz:

discoveringhomestuck:

walkinganddead:

YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

So in case you were wondering, yes, this is what I do when I need to procrastinate.

A parody of the song “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” by Billy Joel.

This baby took up about half of my throats lifespan, so you better enjoy it.

Here are the lyrics:

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider. They all play Sburb and end the world,

Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll,

Grandpa, Pester chum, Sweet Jeff and Hella Bro.

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain,

Vagabond, Medicate, Renegade, consorts, and denizens,

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning,

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre,

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutti, doomed timelines,

Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end,

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap,

Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?  

Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology, apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nick Cage, city of cans,
Doc scratch, SnOwman, I warned you bout dem stairs man,

God tiers, March drag, who even is this douchebag?

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

 
The explorer is Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta,

Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad,
Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen,

She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass.   

Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire,

Buckets, squiddles, angles, all the Lussi get culled,
Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you,

Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Matesprits, Auspitice, Moirail, and Kismesis,

Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy
Post scratch, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk.

UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ

Capchlogue Modus, and Strife specibus,

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer,

Can’t outrun what’s already here  

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again,

Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads,
Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog,

Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie.  

Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t screw with the Condesce,

Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor,

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam,

Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode

You can’t fight the Homestuck

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom.

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can’t fight the Homestuck.

True it’s quite outrageous but it’s so contagious.

You win the internet

i normally get a little mad when people parody classic songs but wow this is really good 

good job

I am crying this is so great oh my god

I JUST LOVE THIS PARODY SO MUCH. 
EVERYONE GO HOME.  

A Thousand Acts
Kylee Henke

kyleehenke:

A THOUSAND ACTS - Performed by Kylee Henke

Written by Dearheart42 

[DOWNLOAD MP3]

A Homestuckified version of Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles! Enjoy!!

[LYRICS]

Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
Just tryin’ to make sense, tryin’ to make sense
Of the plot

Need an update
Where’s my update
And now I wonder

If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight

It’s always times like these
That I theorize
And I agonize
And Hussie’s toying with me
And everything’s so wrong
But we all belong
This fandom’s nothing like you’ve ever seen

I need an update
Gimme that update
Sometimes I wonder

If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight

And I, I
Just wanna let you know
I, I
Drown in the shipping feels
I, I
Don’t want to let this go
I, I don’t…

Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
I try to make sense, try to make sense
Of the plot

Still need that update
Oh where’s my update
I start to wonder…

If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update…
Oh-oh

If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update

Oh Hussie, don’t be late
Tonight